I ruled Duluth with an Iron Whisk!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I pulled likeatruck's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I gave prounenraum a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, evocatrice (-5000 points). In February I helped nazgulcrayon hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4488 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, 99reddrifloons

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You know, a couple years ago yukitsukihana got me a shirt that said genocide because it had rocket penguins on it (which I love and will wear pretty much anywhere, tyvm). Also according to this I helped myself (nazgulcrayon) hide a body, which doesn't surprise me at all.


...I had no idea what a 'dutch oven' was until this. gross.